Let's Have a Funny Pic Thread! Mk XIX

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I'm sure jumping over the hedge seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Hopefully. I have a single daughter in her 20s and seeing these text messages makes me shudder.


Yeah, these are just the messages she gets sent on dating apps. Pretty much all my female friends have had to deal with this kind of shit and unsolicited dick pics while dating online. Ash and I met on Match, but she's told me some crazy shit about messages she was sent.
 
Yeah, these are just the messages she gets sent on dating apps. Pretty much all my female friends have had to deal with this kind of shit and unsolicited dick pics while dating online. Ash and I met on Match, but she's told me some crazy shit about messages she was sent.

Fortunately for me I don't have to deal with this, and more importantly DIDN'T have to deal with this type of thing when I was single.

It's amazing the amount of go for broke people there are though. The relative anonymity seems to destroy all sense of discretion and emboldens folk to go right to "hey let's fuck!" I can't imagine ever doing anything like this. Then again, I have a filter and wouldn't post anything that I wouldn't actually say in the context of a face-to-face/live action conversation. There's at least one generation now that lives a double life in that regard: one life of reality and dealing with people in real interactions, and the other where they give no fucks and spew anything that comes to mind.

I can completely understand thinking a woman looks beautiful in an online picture, but I would never tell her that I liked her breasts...even if I did. It seems completely in appropriate outside of moments of coital (or near coital) intimacy. That said, I'm probably just a prude.
 
Fortunately for me I don't have to deal with this, and more importantly DIDN'T have to deal with this type of thing when I was single.

It's amazing the amount of go for broke people there are though. The relative anonymity seems to destroy all sense of discretion and emboldens folk to go right to "hey let's fuck!" I can't imagine ever doing anything like this. Then again, I have a filter and wouldn't post anything that I wouldn't actually say in the context of a face-to-face/live action conversation. There's at least one generation now that lives a double life in that regard: one life of reality and dealing with people in real interactions, and the other where they give no fucks and spew anything that comes to mind.

I can completely understand thinking a woman looks beautiful in an online picture, but I would never tell her that I liked her breasts...even if I did. It seems completely in appropriate outside of moments of coital (or near coital) intimacy. That said, I'm probably just a prude.

I think guys do this because every great once and awhile it works. A guy basically asks if the girl is DTF. 99% of the time, he gets shot down. But then again, he only has a couple of minutes invested, and he can move on to the next prospect. Given 10 minutes of time on each prospect, even a 1% success rate means you are getting laid several times a week.
 
I think guys do this because every great once and awhile it works. A guy basically asks if the girl is DTF. 99% of the time, he gets shot down. But then again, he only has a couple of minutes invested, and he can move on to the next prospect. Given 10 minutes of time on each prospect, even a 1% success rate means you are getting laid several times a week.
Getting laid by girls who'll apparently screw 99% of guys...so....I'm not sure how that translates into percentages visiting the free clinic, but I guess getting laid is getting laid.

Getting back on topic, I guess this the resulting parenting example.

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I think guys do this because every great once and awhile it works. A guy basically asks if the girl is DTF. 99% of the time, he gets shot down. But then again, he only has a couple of minutes invested, and he can move on to the next prospect. Given 10 minutes of time on each prospect, even a 1% success rate means you are getting laid several times a week.
If you don't swing the bat,you can't get a hit.
 
Getting laid by girls who'll apparently screw 99% of guys...so....I'm not sure how that translates into percentages visiting the free clinic, but I guess getting laid is getting laid.

Getting back on topic, I guess this the resulting parenting example.

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That kid has almost his own height in distance. I wish I could still hit that range. Getting old really tears a guy down.
 
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