Just wow!

Cruelty to animals. What kind of sick, barbaric asshole feeds his Willy Johnson to an innocent wild creature? Not only did that poor gator just eat a dick, but he's probably jonesing for a meth hit now too. Since he has now connected "eating dick" to "getting high", he's gonna be turning tricks in South Beach before you know it. His clients will get no happy endings.
 
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Although not an impossibility, the fact that this story ran in a single Boston online newspaper, and can't be found in any local Lake County news outlet suggests it is fake. Every media outlet that covered it just links back to the original story in the Boston Recorder web page.
 
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