Incredibly specific pet peeves

People on Facebook who seem to think answering a simple order of operations math problem, a feat taught in 4th grade, is somehow a useful measure of human intelligence.
 
dodgechargerfan said:
We do that around here because one of the highways is The Queen Elizabeth Way, or The QEW for short.
Once you get that rolling off your tongue on a regular basis, it's too easy to keep using it when you refer to all of the 400 series highways.
What's weird is all of the regional highways are known as Highway 55, Highway 8, Highway 20, etc... And they're not really highways.
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One Canadian thing the took some getting used to (for me) is referring to a case of beer as a two-four, or a case of two-four. I'm over it, mostly 'cause I like beer and don't really care what you call it.
 
The new trend in headlines that goes something like: "Yada yada yada yada. Here's why:" "Just fapped to Christopher Cross. Here's why:" "Dave Grohl is annoying. Here's why:"
 
Theodore said:
The new trend in headlines that goes something like: "Yada yada yada yada. Here's why:" "Just fapped to Christopher Cross. Here's why:" "Dave Grohl is annoying. Here's why:"
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10 weird tips the IRS doesn't want you to know about fapping to Christopher Cross. Here's why:
 
People who stand and chat to each other in a right of way, like at the entrance of an escalator.

People who don't walk on the moving walkways at airports.

People who approach an elevator and hit the button to call the elevator when there are already people waiting and the button is already lit.

People who won't speed up to make a green light.

The TSA who will make thousands of people stand in line TOGETHER to prevent something something bad happening to maybe a hundred in the air.

Not passing in the left lane.

When people refer to their dogs or cats as their children.

People who say "First Annual..." It's inaugural you dumb fucks.

Playing Scrabble with anyone.
 
Theodore said:
When you post an incredibly specific pet peeve thread and people post stuff like "people who can't drive".
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My number one, blood boiling, pet peeve is people who coast along in the left hand lane... doing the speed limit.
Mother fuckers.... that is the PASSING LANE. It's the I want to go a little faster than the speed limit so get your jesus fish wearing traffic clogging ass over in the right fucking lane where it belongs!!! Usually these dipshits are hovering side by side with a truck (that doesn't want them there) so you can't even illegally pass them on the right. :annoyed:

Second to that, it's people who don't know how to put their fucking shopping carts back in the cart corrals. I mean there's only 8 of them in the parking lot, so they can't be more than 25 feet from your car regardless of where you parked.

I was walking to my car the other day and I watched a fucker leave the cart, let their kids in the back seat (unbuckled) and backed out. I politely pushed the cart in front of their car. Some how that made me an "ass hole"? :shrug: Totally worth it. :)
 
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