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Well.....I have a bottle cap opener as my key ring. Hmmm..........
Sometimes, they are given away free as advertising at events, so one could also just be cheap and not want to pay for a key ring. I had one for a while, and rarely used it, unless I was at someone else's party and someone needed a capper and my keys were in my pocket. Having the opener on my keys aways reminded me that I was driving home in a couple hours so be good, or ask my wife to drive. Which I hate to do.

I also thought about the wrong impression aspect, so retired it.
 
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