Gary Blanchard
beloved, local musician
and you want to convince me you don't have a drinking problem, you probably shouldn't have a key ring hooked to your belt-tab that has both a bottle opener and a beer can tab puller on it. :rolleyes: 
If you come for a substance abuse evaluation
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mikesr1963
Gonna walk my dog, you?
And your response: This dick here (points at cock) do you see it? How about you just drop down and suck my cock until you lose that fucked up attitude. Now, if you would like to start over, now we can.and you want to convince me you don't have a drinking problem, you probably shouldn't have a key ring hooked to your belt-tab that has both a bottle opener and a beer can tab puller on it. :rolleyes:
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Denverdave
Resident Ragamuffin
Well.....I have a bottle cap opener as my key ring. Hmmm..........
and you want to convince me you don't have a drinking problem, you probably shouldn't have a key ring hooked to your belt-tab that has both a bottle opener and a beer can tab puller on it. :rolleyes:
It's for the diet Fresca in cans from 1973.
Gary Blanchard
beloved, local musician
There are probably good reasons for it, but it could give a wrong impression. All the clinical data suggested no problem, so that was what the report read. It just struck me as funny.
Prages
User Error
Um, so do I. In fact, I've got one on every key ring. I've been at too many beer snob parties where nobody has a bottle opener.
Dudeman1967
blah, blah, blah...
Now you tell me?!?!!. You should write a pamphlet on how to fool an addictions counselor. A tricks of the trade, as it were.
IamSeaDevil
WTF? FTW!
I have a bottle opener on my key ring and I don't drink alcohol.
It's for fancy boutiquey sodas I get from the old timey drugstore I shop at
It's for fancy boutiquey sodas I get from the old timey drugstore I shop at
Prages
User Error
Yeah, sure it is. Say no more. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Gary Blanchard
beloved, local musician
As I say, it just struck me as funny, especially having both the bottle opener and the can tab thingy.
Dudeman1967
blah, blah, blah...
The Boy Scouts have always raised the most prepared alcoholics.
Virtual Pariah
Kick Henry Jackassowski
I guess.
Sometimes, esp with things like keys, you kinda forget what you have attached to the ring. Once you get into your routine day over day, you may not think to evaluate it.
Sometimes, esp with things like keys, you kinda forget what you have attached to the ring. Once you get into your routine day over day, you may not think to evaluate it.
vonbladet
r00b
Beer isn't drinking though is it?
(I have a bottle opener on my key-ring, and another on the separate keyring I use only for my bike key. My main keyring also has a hammer-spike thing for breaking car windows and cutting seatbelts in an emergency. I don't get much use out of that one either.)
(I have a bottle opener on my key-ring, and another on the separate keyring I use only for my bike key. My main keyring also has a hammer-spike thing for breaking car windows and cutting seatbelts in an emergency. I don't get much use out of that one either.)
Tig
Fucktangular
Theodore
I gotta move
Hardly ever need it but that's what I have one for.
The barber shop we went to when I was a kid had one of these glass bottle vending machines and I remember there being something really satisfying about using the built-in bottle opener.
Guitar Heel
Demented Trick
I carry a crack pipe in case I need an emergency snorkel.