Food Jam: I just tried the Impossible Whopper from Burger King
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smurfco
Meatus McPrepuce
Well how in the hell do you know?
335clone
Living the dream
Flatspotter
What?
BK's regular burgers aren't beef either.
Gary Blanchard
beloved, local musician
I had one of those yesterday. It was okay. I muck prefer the garden burger to an imitation beef burger, but it is an effort to provide some fast-food options to those of us who don't eat meat; that is more than most places do. As for Surfco's after-effect, I would suggest a medical checkup. 
Dudeman1967
blah, blah, blah...
Dude! Please stop it! You’re trying to kill yourself with food. People care dude. We are all here for you.
Time to turn it around. Fast tomorrow then get a coffee colonic from a back alley proctologist. We can use that as a starting point to a whole new you!
Time to turn it around. Fast tomorrow then get a coffee colonic from a back alley proctologist. We can use that as a starting point to a whole new you!
Peen Simmons
Let’s Get Obtuse!
Today I was driving the ol’ Peen mobile through the wastelands of the western suburbs, and I got a hankering for some chow. Not just your run of the mill hankering but a man-sized need in my belch bucket. I was hungry with a capital UNGRY.
Despite knowing better, I decided to stop in at Jimmy Johns for a little nibble and ordered a #19 MISTER FISTER. Extra salami. Extra mayo. And two of every animal—turkey, roast beef, and ham. I got a dipping cup of hot ranch to lube up this delicious meat torpedo and set to ingesting. It was glorious.
Well, on my way back to the office I made the mistake of looking at the local Wendy’s franchise and I involuntarily pooped myself. A full pants wrecking pile of semisolid chocolate hate enveloped my seated cheeks. A hot, fetid cushion of human manure squished around in my chinos.
And that’s when I knew that smurfco is my lord and savior.
Despite knowing better, I decided to stop in at Jimmy Johns for a little nibble and ordered a #19 MISTER FISTER. Extra salami. Extra mayo. And two of every animal—turkey, roast beef, and ham. I got a dipping cup of hot ranch to lube up this delicious meat torpedo and set to ingesting. It was glorious.
Well, on my way back to the office I made the mistake of looking at the local Wendy’s franchise and I involuntarily pooped myself. A full pants wrecking pile of semisolid chocolate hate enveloped my seated cheeks. A hot, fetid cushion of human manure squished around in my chinos.
And that’s when I knew that smurfco is my lord and savior.
frunobulax
Gak Pernah Cukup!
wok
Nasi Goreng Afficionado
Seriously, who is this guy?
Andrew Sak
Even Andy Deserves Good BEans
I'm a guy with a dream Wok. And this is a no b.s statement. I was brought here by one of my favorite guitar players of all time. Mr. Michael Shenker himself. Mr. Pull off. I think his ultra melodic solo in Only You Can Rock Me is my favorite. I'm a Loser. No not me, the song. That's my favorite UFO song. Did you know Iron Maiden plays Doctor Doctor before every show they play? If you are upping the Irons, and find yourself in the nachos line when you hear that song, there is a choice to be made.
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Help!I'maRock!
Mediocringly Derivative
Because I've had the Impossible Burger a bunch of places and it's always different. It's almost like places that know how to cook it are better than places that don't...
Peen Simmons
Let’s Get Obtuse!
Hold up, Fresno. Are you saying BK doesn’t know how to cook a patty? Because they flame broil that shit. With 100% pure American flames. Come correct.
Help!I'maRock!
Mediocringly Derivative
Im saying if you don’t want to eat something that tastes like hot garbage, don’t eat at places that serve it.