I guess my reaching days are done

[smurfco]

I've been getting really annoyed by having arms... you gotta deal with sleeves, elbow pain, what a mess. So I got myself elective surgery and had my arms removed BUT i kept my hands and just attached them directly onto my shoulders, sticking out to the sides. I look kind of like a buoy now, or one of those weeble wobbles that you punch and they fall down but then stand back up. I guess my holding days will continue (i make a good impromptu two-guitar stand) but it looks like my reaching days have come to a close. And frankly not a moment too soon.

Oh and if that procedure sounds dangerous to you, don't worry - it's completely armless.

 

[bsman]

I guess a short-scale guitar is in your future...

 

[Dudeman1967]

Sounds like a great plan until you have an itch.

Masturbation is gonna take a whole new approach.

 

[Honkridge]

 

[Dew Knot Humps]

don't worry - it's completely armless.

I always thought the worst joke about arms was this one:

Q: Where do Polish generals hide their armies?
A: In their sleevies.

You topped me breaux!

 

[smurfco]

That's sad and wasn't the intention of my earlier post to mock. I was trying to be more disarming.

 

[jrockbridge]

That's sad and wasn't the intention of my earlier post to mock. I was trying to be more disarming.

It’s sad when you realize the only way to play guitar is with your feet.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

“……. I rang the doorbell. Didn’t I?”

 

[jrockbridge]

 

[jrockbridge]

 

[Peen Simmons]

That's sad and wasn't the intention of my earlier post to mock. I was trying to be more disarming.

Just think about this before you post a poop joke “my bran is on the way out” parody thread. Jokes have consequences, Charles.

 

[jrockbridge]

 

[jrockbridge]

You’ll need a keyboard that comes up to your upper chest….

 

[jrockbridge]

Tony Melendez has no arms or hands. Yet, he was determined to play guitar and sing….

 

[tiger roach]

tis just a scratch

 

[Dudeman1967]

This shirt is scheduled for delivery tomorrow.

 

[Andrew Sak]

You're welcome!

 

[smurfco]

You're welcome!

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you must think I'm a pretty dum samker

 

[jrockbridge]

You're welcome!

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