I don't care if you don't like cargo shorts . . .

[sunvalleylaw]

or T-shirts. Or sandels. I really just don't care, and will not be shamed into buying things I don't need to please you. Whether "you" are the internet, a magazine, or a commentator on NPR.

Ok, and I will eat my candy with my pork and beans too.

 

[jp_nyc]

I’m sick of cargo shorts, but they’re usually the best option. I’m not wearing testicle crusher hipster shorts. Or golf shorts. Or plain khakis. So Merona cargo shorts it is.

 

[sunvalleylaw]

Oh, and I like flannel too. Always have, always will.

. . . , but they’re usually the best option. I’m not wearing testicle crusher hipster shorts. Or golf shorts. Or plain khakis. So Merona cargo shorts it is.

See? That is what I am saying! If there are some decent shorts with big pockets to hold crap inside rather than in a cargo pocket, and still look decent, and I need a pair of shorts, I will consider them. Maybe. But until then, . . .

 

[gtrjunior]

Cargo shorts rule....ill take a pair of those before I wear the ridiculous 70's type mid-thigh shorts that seem to be coming back into style now....
And what's with everybody pulling their (black) socks up again like its 1984...

 

[Peen Simmons]

Mark Wein Fashion Blight. And they wondered why we called them dad rockers.

Seriously, y'all can dress frumpy if you want. But don't expect people to pretend that you're not letting yourself go.

 

[Gary Blanchard]

I have spent 65 years on this earth doing what I damn well please. That is not likely to change.

 

[MonkeyZero]

WWGBD?

 

[mongooz]

i proudly wear cargo shorts and tee shirts and crocs....so suck it!!!


(but not in the winter.....i'm not THAT fashion challenged)

 

[Chad]

I’m sick of cargo shorts, but they’re usually the best option. I’m not wearing testicle crusher hipster shorts. Or golf shorts. Or plain khakis. So Merona cargo shorts it is.

Only jackasses wear Merona cargo shorts. Says the guy currently wearing Merona cargo shorts.

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

I enjoy cargo shorts. Pockets for my stuff, dontcha know.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

I have spent 65 years on this earth doing what I damn well please. That is not likely to change.

No you haven't. You did what someone else pleased for about 18 years.

Cargo shorts are ok. The extra pockets are helpful for toddler paraphernalia. Sandals are ok if you're at the beach. Crocs are right out unless you're under the age of 10. And don't wear any of that shit onstage.

 

[tiger roach]

I wear the shorts that are clean and fit. If the color doesn't clash outrageously with my shirt, that's a plus.

 

[Tig]

 

[mongooz]

i tend to buy cargo shorts that come down to around my knee.....not almost my ankle.

 

[MonkeyZero]

i tend to buy cargo shorts that come down to around my knee.....not almost my ankle.

Lace up your shoes ya damn hippie!

 

[Grant Gross]

I don't understand what most people need all those pockets for. What are you carrying in there? Your Pokemon cards? A small bomb? A sandwich? Singing Monkey Balls? A Pooter?

 

[sleewell]

milk steak boiled over hard with a side of skittles for me.

 

[Gary Blanchard]

No you haven't. You did what someone else pleased for about 18 years.

Fifteen years. My mom hated from 16 on. I worked and bought what I wanted to wear.

 

[tompetty]

I like cargo shorts. They're great for carrying things like pokemon cards, small bombs, sandwiches, singing monkey balls, a pooter, things like that...

 

[DFB]

I don't wear shorts. Jeans are my year round armor.