Hey! Are your ear lobes flabby and gross? Does it sicken people when you wear heavy earrings?

[smurfco]

Is your disgusting ear skin making everyone around you feel like throwing up when you put on earrings that hang so low they look like Bill Withers' withered ball sack?

Then you need MAGIC BAX.



Stop making everyone who looks at your head sick to their stomach with your gross disgusting ears. Order Magic Bax today!

 

[bsman]

 

[shoeless]

"Feel beautiful and confident." Who wouldn't want that?

 

[sunvalleylaw]

I really thought about an ear ring once (just a simple post) back in the 80's. But, I had a pretty clean cut look, and thought it would look like I was trying too hard. Also, George Michael had just started rocking one diamond stud in each ear, and I figured I would just look dumb by comparison. Never really regretted that decision.

Also, I have no tats. Though a little dolphin somewhere discreet would be fun. Right now, I just keep my little dolphin friend in my head.

 

[sunvalleylaw]

"Feel beautiful and confident." Who wouldn't want that?

Yeah right?? Buy this now! But wait!! Now what would you pay??

 

[Dudeman1967]

I rarely notice a woman's earlobes. Never noticed earlobes so bad that they would be a deal breaker.

 

[Honkridge]

Reminding the babes of their sagging body parts is not how you get them to hang at MWGL

 

[shoeless]

Reminding the babes of their sagging body parts is not how you get them to hang at MWGL

True. Maybe if we told them they weren't horny enough...or that they're too horny....I'm so confused.

 

[tiger roach]

Let's eliminate gravity in our lifetime.

 

[Chad]

Do they make these for ball sacks?

 

[shoeless]

Do they make these for ball sacks?

MagicSax! Patent pending.

 

[yabba]

Do they make these for ball sacks?

CHECK OUT THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK THAT DAIRY FARMERS DON'T WANT YOUR SAGGY NUTSACK TO KNOW ABOUT!

 

[reverend1]

CHECK OUT THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK THAT DAIRY FARMERS DON'T WANT YOUR SAGGY NUTSACK TO KNOW ABOUT!

Not dairy farmers, but close enough.

 

[reverend1]

Speaking of earlobes.

When I see people with the giant holes in their ears, i find myself wondering off I could shoot a .22 through the opening without hitting the sides. Kind of like a much more fun version of Operation. I'm I the only one?

 

[DFB]

.

Speaking of earlobes.

When I see people with the giant holes in their ears, i find myself wondering off I could shoot a .22 through the opening without hitting the sides. Kind of like a much more fun version of Operation. I'm I the only one?

.22 Might not be the right gauge brah.
Dont' ears never stop growing?

 

[reverend1]

.

.22 Might not be the right gauge brah.
Dont' ears never stop growing?

Well, I feel like it's a small enough round to give plenty of room for error.

 

[yabba]

Not dairy farmers, but close enough.

fair enough, typically more of those around when they're being raised for beef, but raising dairy steers was/is a pretty common 'sideline' on dairy farms 'round where I grew up.

 

[Denverdave]

I can honestly say I don't notice earlobes, unless someone is wearing gauges. File this under 'totally unnecessary products', right up there with just about every Gibson Guitar 'innovation' of the past ten years.

 

[reverend1]

fair enough, typically more of those around when they're being raised for beef, but raising dairy steers was/is a pretty common 'sideline' on dairy farms 'round where I grew up.

They are all artificially inseminated now. One because the calf’s can be sexed before hand, and bulls are too dangerous to have around.

 

[wok]