Has someone ever poured an entire carafe of orange juice down your back at an IHOP?

smurfco

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I remember as a child going to the IHOP at the front of my neighborhood with my family and getting so excited because they had these little plastic pancake people, anybody else remember those? I had a dream last night that I was back in the IHOP, and there was also a cherubic baby with black eyes in a crib at the end of the table that I think belonged to me but I'm not sure. It had solid black eyes and when it opened its mouth to cry it sounded like a puma's roar.
 
Wafffle House yes, not IHOP though. I did short-circuit a rogue android with a pitcher of sweet tea at an Aunt Sarah's Pancake House once, if that's more what you're looking for.
 
I remember as a child going to the IHOP at the front of my neighborhood with my family and getting so excited because they had these little plastic pancake people, anybody else remember those? I had a dream last night that I was back in the IHOP, and there was also a cherubic baby with black eyes in a crib at the end of the table that I think belonged to me but I'm not sure. It had solid black eyes and when it opened its mouth to cry it sounded like a puma's roar.

IHOP is just Denny's without the atmosphere and charm...
 
I actually dumped a whole tray of enchiladas in a guys lap who was wearing white clothes at a Mexican/Greek restaurant I worked at once, but no orange juice
 
I actually dumped a whole tray of enchiladas in a guys lap who was wearing white clothes at a Mexican/Greek restaurant I worked at once, but no orange juice


Mexican/Greek?


Beware of Greeks bearing any food that isn't Greek! Back in the early 90s when I was an auditor, I was on a one-week business trip to the East Coast. I ate a pizza for dinner at a "Greek/Italian" joint somewhere in northern New Jersey and wasn't able to eat anything else for about two days. Not one of my fondest memories...
 
Smurfco. When I type your name in my phone "smorgdonkey" shows up.

And I don't go to IHOP. They add pancake batter to their eggs.

I like my eggs wholesome.

I like my ladies eggs fertilized
 
Mexican/Greek?


Beware of Greeks bearing any food that isn't Greek! Back in the early 90s when I was an auditor, I was on a one-week business trip to the East Coast. I ate a pizza for dinner at a "Greek/Italian" joint somewhere in northern New Jersey and wasn't able to eat anything else for about two days. Not one of my fondest memories...
She was a geek lady who loved mexican food. It was actually really good. Little place in florida
 
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