About a decade ago, some friends of mine took the bands pics of me from high school and college and photoshopped me into Def Leppard, Judas Priest, and other bands.
I really need to find the pics from my one buddy's wedding.... it was a time my hair was shaggy and kind of over my right eye, but I shaved my left temple kinda close so I could drive with the window open and not get my hair in my face. Kinda looked like Stephen Pearcy from Ratt.
The mother of the Bride took one look at me and said "That THING is not going to be in my daughter's wedding!" and I said "This THING is the best man!".
So me and my bud had a joke going that he couldn't find a best man, so I was the "Adequate Man".
Edit... Haha... found one from that era. The right side basically still looks like the above pics, but only the left side was short.