WTF: Gorgeous Wife Rides 18 African Hammers
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tiger roach
Urban Bovine Knievel
Finalist, Worst Husband of the Year competition
DdBob
Dogue in teh desert
he was trying to get elongated.....FOR HIS WIFE! Perhaps he was the best husband of the year ?
yabba
Weird Pick Butt Person
I had a dong-related musing on my dog walk today and this thread seems as good a place for it as any:
my neighborhood can be a bit rough around the edges, and along with all sorts of other colorful stuff, it's not uncommon to find condom wrappers discarded on the sidewalk or in an alley, etc. They are universally, always, always magnum condoms. So are dudes with big dongs shitty litterbug types, or are dudes who are insecure about the size of their dongs and therefore buy magnum condoms shitty litterbug types, or are either previously mentioned type of dude more likely to be the type of dude who uses a condom in an alley?
my neighborhood can be a bit rough around the edges, and along with all sorts of other colorful stuff, it's not uncommon to find condom wrappers discarded on the sidewalk or in an alley, etc. They are universally, always, always magnum condoms. So are dudes with big dongs shitty litterbug types, or are dudes who are insecure about the size of their dongs and therefore buy magnum condoms shitty litterbug types, or are either previously mentioned type of dude more likely to be the type of dude who uses a condom in an alley?
smurfco
Meatus McPrepuce
I had a dong-related musing on my dog walk today and this thread seems as good a place for it as any:
my neighborhood can be a bit rough around the edges, and along with all sorts of other colorful stuff, it's not uncommon to find condom wrappers discarded on the sidewalk or in an alley, etc. They are universally, always, always magnum condoms. So are dudes with big dongs shitty litterbug types, or are dudes who are insecure about the size of their dongs and therefore buy magnum condoms shitty litterbug types, or are either previously mentioned type of dude more likely to be the type of dude who uses a condom in an alley?
I don’t know. I use a Subway sandwich bag.
yabba
Weird Pick Butt Person
paper or plastic? (it's been a while since I've been to subway) In an alley? Do you place it in a proper trash receptacle afterwards?
smurfco
Meatus McPrepuce
Plastic, yes, and yes!
Knox in Box
Rustbelt refugee.
That's how you know the elongation is working.
DdBob
Dogue in teh desert
I remember years back on one of those Bear grills, man vs wild type shows. They said "if you have a condom you can use it as a make shift canteen and carry water"...perhaps it is extra hot and dry in your neighborhood, hence the MAGNUM size. Magnum equals more water carrying capacity...more water carrying capacity equals better hydration and ultimately less dehydration.I had a dong-related musing on my dog walk today and this thread seems as good a place for it as any:
my neighborhood can be a bit rough around the edges, and along with all sorts of other colorful stuff, it's not uncommon to find condom wrappers discarded on the sidewalk or in an alley, etc. They are universally, always, always magnum condoms. So are dudes with big dongs shitty litterbug types, or are dudes who are insecure about the size of their dongs and therefore buy magnum condoms shitty litterbug types, or are either previously mentioned type of dude more likely to be the type of dude who uses a condom in an alley?
2manband
Kick Henry Jackassowski
I use them to prevent rust on my collection of hammers. Regular is good for your claw, ball peen etc. Sledge requires a magnum.
frunobulax
Gak Pernah Cukup!
hammer time
