Florida Man....reallly ? ...Really!

[DdBob]

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article236652848.html

One Pinellas County man’s love for “Frozen” ventured into the extreme.

Cody Meader, 20, was hit with a criminal mischief charge after allegedly getting a little too friendly with a “Frozen” stuffed toy.

Meader strolled into a Pinellas Park Target on Tuesday afternoon, authorities said. With lust in his eyes, he headed straight toward a display of Disney Frozen merchandise. The St. Petersburg resident surveyed his options before selecting a large stuffed Olaf the snowman.


That’s when the unthinkable happened.

“[Meader] then proceeded to lay it on the floor and ‘dry hump’ the item,” the arrest affidavit says.

The defilement of the animated character didn’t stop there. (but I will because nobody needs to hear the rest )

 

[Andrew Sak]

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article236652848.html

One Pinellas County man’s love for “Frozen” ventured into the extreme.

Cody Meader, 20, was hit with a criminal mischief charge after allegedly getting a little too friendly with a “Frozen” stuffed toy.

Meader strolled into a Pinellas Park Target on Tuesday afternoon, authorities said. With lust in his eyes, he headed straight toward a display of Disney Frozen merchandise. The St. Petersburg resident surveyed his options before selecting a large stuffed Olaf the snowman.


That’s when the unthinkable happened.

“[Meader] then proceeded to lay it on the floor and ‘dry hump’ the item,” the arrest affidavit says.

The defilement of the animated character didn’t stop there. (but I will because nobody needs to hear the rest )

That's why I stay away from the 'Discount Bin' at Target.

 

[Tig]

Florida man found partially eaten by alligator died from meth overdose
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/...ied-meth-overdose/7Q7EKPKKDNAMBCL46LSREKTVDA/

 

[Dudeman1967]

I blame Olaf. His sexiness is hard to resist.

I assume Elsa is frigid, so no luck with her.

 

[jelloman]

 

[tiger roach]

Florida man found partially eaten by alligator died from meth overdose
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/...ied-meth-overdose/7Q7EKPKKDNAMBCL46LSREKTVDA/

I hope the poor gator didn’t get dosed.

 

[tiger roach]

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article236652848.html

One Pinellas County man’s love for “Frozen” ventured into the extreme.

Cody Meader, 20, was hit with a criminal mischief charge after allegedly getting a little too friendly with a “Frozen” stuffed toy.

Meader strolled into a Pinellas Park Target on Tuesday afternoon, authorities said. With lust in his eyes, he headed straight toward a display of Disney Frozen merchandise. The St. Petersburg resident surveyed his options before selecting a large stuffed Olaf the snowman.


That’s when the unthinkable happened.

“[Meader] then proceeded to lay it on the floor and ‘dry hump’ the item,” the arrest affidavit says.

The defilement of the animated character didn’t stop there. (but I will because nobody needs to hear the rest )

Hi Mom!

 

[Danhedonia]

I ... I am very glad there were no internets when I was younger.

 

[Andrew Sak]

I hope the poor gator didn’t get dosed.

This was no poor gator. This Methgator was getting high on a drug infused edible. The war on drugs just got interspecific. Methgators, coke boars. I'm not sure what the hell else is out there.

Sincere condolences to the families affected by substance abuse. I could not resist.

 

[Danhedonia]

I've met some coke bores.

 

[frunobulax]

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article236652848.html

The defilement of the animated character didn’t stop there. (but I will because nobody needs to hear the rest )

Yes, we do.

 

[12Pack]

 

[DFB]

Wouldn't Methgator be toothess?

 

[Tig]

Guy In Florida Loads Car With Frozen Iguanas, They Warm Up, Come Back To Life, Cause Car Accident
https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2018/01...warm-up-come-back-to-life-cause-car-accident/

With the abnormally cold temps, iguanas are freezing in the Sunshine state, and falling out of trees. Because of this, a man from Central America who now lives in Florida had quite the surprise recently.

In Central America, iguana is a delicacy. It’s something – they’re actually farmed for food. So this gentleman just thought, wow, I just have a bunch of protein here. He’s on Key Biscayne. He’s sort of picking up all these iguanas that appear to be dead on the road that had fallen out of trees. They turned gray and were not moving at all and very cold to the touch.

And he put them into his vehicle. He’s loading them up like he was stocking up for a big barbecue. When they went back into the vehicle, the vehicle warmed up, and those iguanas started coming back to life. And all of a sudden, they started getting up and running around in the car, and it caused an accident.

 

[Danhedonia]

Iguanas On A 1986 Toyota Flatbed, starring Danny Trejo?

 

[mongooz]

Iguanas On A 1986 Toyota Flatbed, starring Danny Trejo?

we got mutherfucking iguanas on a muthfucking toyota.

 

[Andrew Sak]

Iguanas On A 1986 Toyota Flatbed, starring Danny Trejo?

If it's like Machete 1 or 2, I'm in.

 

[DinoMikeSr]

 

[munchybox]