in seriousness how about a JHS Kilt? It is their version of the Bixonic Expandora which is itself Rat-based. I have an original Expandora and I got the kilt since the Expandora's in a bigger housing and I ran out of board room. It can fuzz but I think it's pretty good distortion. It might be too fuzzy though...
Here's a video from my friend Joe Edelmann comparing the Kilt to an original Expandora (which happens to be mine!)
honestly this might not be a bad choice. i bought mine as a gag but it is a killler pedal with lots of chungus on tapBIG CHUNGUS
Yeah, and a treble booster, I'd argue.I assumed that was a “usual suspect.” The Rat circuit is versatile. It can work as an OD, Dist or even a Fuzz.