smurfco
Meatus McPrepuce
It took me a long time to accumulate all those rewards point and he swiped them from me like I meant nothing to him... then he called me a "butterball turkey disposal unit" and yanked my pants down and kicked me through the front door and into the yard... he screamed "merry christmas fatlord! ho ho ho!" and locked the door. later that day he booked a Fairfield Inn in Destin Florida for everyone in the family except me... I hate the holidays...
