Aahzz
Habanero Evangelist
Had to take Phineas to the vet today to remedy a bit of a situation - when we got him at the shelter, they said he was neutered - and he certainly appeared to be so. Late last week he rolled over on his back, and suddenly he had a set! I asked Mrs Aahzz to take a peek since they're not supposed to grow back, but lo and behold, there they were in all their furry glory. Turns out that the shelter sent him out to be snipped, and they sent him back unsnipped and just told the shelter it had been done - and then they descended.
So, poor Phineas had them removed today, and is now wearing the cone of shame, and is not happy about it.
If they grow back again he's earned the right to keep them, and will be renamed Chuck Norris.