Mojo Request ADMIT IT: You know that it's happened, every everybody does it once or twice… When's the last time you did the Icy Hot Tinkle Tango with your dangler?

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we all know icy hot is great for those every day aches and pains, at least you know this unless you are a complete idiot, and I know that nobody here is a complete idiot so I'm assuming that you all know that!

But if you've got some big beefy sore calves and you rub that icy hot in there to get some relief from your hardship and grief, thank goodness if you wash your hands thoroughly afterwards.

Because if you forget or fail to do that and then go to take a tinkle winkle you are in for a whole world of hurt. You'll handle your Johnson without a second thought, until you feel the burn of that icy icy hot! then if you're like me you will scream and cry and leap into the shower, and your dad will burst into the room concerned saying what's going on, and you will scream GO AWAY!

it's been since high school for me, that's the kind of thing you don't forget… But when's the last time you had maybe an issue with either your onion bag or your Ball Park Beef Frank??
 
Dangler? What's a dangler? I don't have anything that dangles near my thighs. Please explain in more detail.
 
It makes a great lubricant because the sensation is so intense that you can’t feel your ass being split open. The taste isn’t great, tho.
 
Issue with a ballpark beef frank?

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"Stop using the product if you develop a rash or hives. Get medical help right away if you have signs of a serious allergic reaction, such as trouble breathing or swelling of the face, lips, or throat. Some possible side effects include. Stinging, burning, or tingling sensation on the dangler." June 23, 2025
 
"Stop using the product if you develop a rash or hives. Get medical help right away if you have signs of a serious allergic reaction, such as trouble breathing or swelling of the face, lips, or throat. Some possible side effects include. Stinging, burning, or tingling sensation on the dangler." June 23, 2025
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First time I saw this thread I thought, I've never heard it called a dangler before. Dangler sounds like a fishing lure you might use in a bass fishing tournament, as in- " ... only the crappies are biting on the Dangler today". This morning, unfortunately went to Garra rufa.


Because, somewhere, some guy probably tried it.
 
I will not confirm, nor deny, that my dangler has been hot, and needed a blanket at the same time.

Can we all agree it's a good thing Shaq isn't the guy sticking his finger up your butt down at the doctor's office?

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