Dig it! ADMIT IT: Admit It: You are so jealus that I have a AMERICAN ULTRA Strat coming, bc it's ULTRA BABY!

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smurfco

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ADMIT IT: Wehn you read that headline and learned that I have an AMERICAN ULTRA STRAT coming in ULTRA BURST (Ultraburst) you got so jealus that you hated my guts even more.... and then you learned right now as you are reading this that I got it from ADORAMA for over SIX HUNDERD DOLLERS off the regular price... and now I can hear your blood BOILING.

Is your strat ULTRA>? No it is NOT.

Here is how Merriam Webster defines "ULTRA":

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That's right, read it and weep. This Strat is EXTREME and goes BEYOND DUE LIMIT.

It'll be here tomorrow and if I haven't been banned by some JEALOUS mod by then I'll post pictures of the ULTRA BURST finish.
 
If I were a Strat guy....yep - I would be jealous. But I'm not. Now - if you were getting an American Ultra Telecaster, that would be a different story.
 
I have a custom signature strat. That’s right! I customized it then signed it in the control cavity. So there.
 
No. I built several Strats over the last few years including one with a candy apple red Squier CV 50's pine body, an American Pro II neck, Van Zandt pickups, and a Babicz Full Contact tremolo. I built it to my specs with good quality parts, and it's great. So nah, nah, nah!!! :mock::mock::mock:
 
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