Elias Graves
Common misfit

In mockup stage.
EG
I have to go to a wedding today...a DRY wedding...
...that should be against the law or something...:(
I went to a dry wedding once... I had a 12 pack of beer in the car!
dry wedding?
are they Mormons or somethin'?
I've never heard of such a thing.
dry weddings, I mean.
I've heard of Mormons, obviously.
...they also believe that you don't walk into "the house of the lord" in any less than your best...