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Kick Henry Jackassowski
I’m 5'11" and I weigh between 144 and 148 depending on how much salty food I ate the night before. People constantly tell me how thin I am. One of the housekeepers (who probably weights 350 pounds) gives me shit about it every time she sees me. But now it’s getting me free food. The lady at the Indian food truck is like an Italian grandmother; she sees my bicep veins popping and gives me extra food. I just wolfed down an extra order of samosa and gulab jamun because if there is one thing I cannot say no to it’s Indian food. Fortunately the truck is 30 minutes away so I only have time to get there twice a week. If I lived in the same town I’d have to take up kickboxing to burn off all the calories.

