I bet I get some tonight and you don't

[Honkridge]

 

[jrockbridge]

Get some herpes.

 

[Dew Knot Humps]

Get some herpes.

I was kicked out of the military for having an STD. I had a dishonorable discharge.

 

[smurfco]

I read your thread title and must admit that I found it to be deliciously ribald.

 

[Bob411]

You win.

 

[cuffdc]

I was kicked out of the military for having an STD. I had a dishonorable discharge.

I get it, but at first I thought there must be more to this story, like maybe he got the STD from the base commander's wife.

 

[Andrew Sak]

I got lucky!
No dishonorable discharge either.

 

[jrockbridge]

I got lucky!
No dishonorable discharge either.

 

[OGG]

Jayzus!

I've been away so long that Dew Knot Hump has gone plural! WTF?

 

[jrockbridge]

Jayzus!

I've been away so long that Dew Knot Hump has gone plural! WTF?

Dew Knot now humps despite the discharge. He's getting some. They're getting .... something.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

I got lucky!
No dishonorable discharge either.

How did you talk yourself into doing you?

 

[Andrew Sak]

How did you talk yourself into doing you?

The wife made the first move.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

The wife made the first move.

Out the door?






Listen. I’m kidding, but you’re setting them up. I’m forced to knock ‘em down.

 

[Andrew Sak]

Out the door?






Listen. I’m kidding, but you’re setting them up. I’m forced to knock ‘em down.

Well played..