Food Jam: Get ready to detach your jaw and slam wet hot beef down your filthy gullet.. McDonald's is proud to introduce the BIG ARCH! Their BIGGEST burger EVER!

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Look at that "nashtay" thing! Look at the size of that thing! See how the wet hot beef glistens, beckoning you! Made of waste meat and with 30% more bone meal than a Quarter Pounder! (before cooking) Why don't you go down to McDonald's right now and order one, you fat fuck? Why don't you go take a flying fuck at Grimace while you're at it? Why don't you get in on a gang bang with Birdie and Mayor McCheese, you demented trick?
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McDonald's reveals launch of the Big Arch - its biggest burger ever

After months of anticipation, McDonald's is finally introducing the Big Arch - its largest burger to date.
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looks like a double quarter pounder, with triple cheese, big mac fixin's and french fired onion strings.

i think i'll pass on that.

also, you'll be wearing a third of it anyway.
 
smurfco said:
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Look at that "nashtay" thing! Look at the size of that thing! See how the wet hot beef glistens, beckoning you! Made of waste meat and with 30% more bone meal than a Quarter Pounder! (before cooking) Why don't you go down to McDonald's right now and order one, you fat fuck? Why don't you go take a flying fuck at Grimace while you're at it? Why don't you get in on a gang bang with Birdie and Mayor McCheese, you demented trick?
www.dailymail.co.uk

McDonald's reveals launch of the Big Arch - its biggest burger ever

After months of anticipation, McDonald's is finally introducing the Big Arch - its largest burger to date.
www.dailymail.co.uk www.dailymail.co.uk
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Outstanding. From this moment on, whenever someone mentions they want to go to McDonalds, I'll have an urge to blurt "why don't you go take a flying fuck at Grimace while you're at it?"
 
They’re trying to distract customers from the high prices by making a huge burger that will seem like it’s worth the money.
 
“Why don't you go down to McDonald's right now and order one, you fat fuck?”

No. One reason is because I’m no longer fat. I went from 226lbs down to a slim 190lbs following the 16/8 intermittent fasting plan. I could not easily eat that burger. I order a single patty burger and it fills me up. But, I guess you can’t blame a man for tryin’. It does look about as disgusting as you described.
 
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I remember the Arch Deluxe. I don’t think I ever ordered one.


That Big Arch is no triple Whopper.

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Or even a Roadhouse King

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dodgechargerfan said:
I remember the Arch Deluxe. I don’t think I ever ordered one.


That Big Arch is no triple Whopper.

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Or even a Roadhouse King

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did you know that thru the 80's and most of the 90's (or even a bit later), there actually WAS a Wendy's Quad.
it was never on the menu board, but if you ordered it, they'd make it. it was $2xdouble.
i know this because one of the guys in the band i was in, in the late 80's would get one, and demolish it.
(of course, he was 6-7 and 280, so there's that)
 
mongooz said:
did you know that thru the 80's and most of the 90's (or even a bit later), there actually WAS a Wendy's Quad.
it was never on the menu board, but if you ordered it, they'd make it. it was $2xdouble.
i know this because one of the guys in the band i was in, in the late 80's would get one, and demolish it.
(of course, he was 6-7 and 280, so there's that)
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Make it a quad baconator and I’m in!
 
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