Could you eat a whole rotisserie chicken?

[shoeless]

You know, like the ones they sell at Sam's and Costco? They're delicious and only $5. I've never tried to eat a whole chicken, but pretty sure I could if I let myself do it. I'm sure I'd be miserable afterwards though.

 

[jrockbridge]

I bet Geddy Lee could eat a whole rotisserie chicken….

 

[DdBob]

yeah, absolutely

 

[smurfco]

bones and all?

 

[shoeless]

bones and all?

I prefer to skip them. In fact, I usually try to skip the skin as well because it's so fatty, but not all of it ends up in the trash.

 

[Chicken Man]

I think I could eat a rotisserie chicken and a few sides.

 

[Andrew Sak]

I usually imagine eating a whole xl pizza. But yeah, I could throw down one of those yard birds.

 

[jp_nyc]

Nope. The greasy parts of a roast chicken disgust me. The only part of a chicken I’ll eat is the breast. Also, I shudder at the thought of the horrible lives those birds live so they can be sold at such low prices.

 

[DinoMikeSr]

I'll need some plain white toast with it.

 

[Knox in Box]

Definitely, I'd feel like a whale afterwards, but I sure could.

 

[smurfco]

I prefer to skip them. In fact, I usually try to skip the skin as well because it's so fatty, but not all of it ends up in the trash.

THEN IT'S NOT THE WHOLE CHICKEN IS IT? DENIED.

 

[shoeless]

Nope. The greasy parts of a roast chicken disgust me. The only part of a chicken I’ll eat is the breast. Also, I shudder at the thought of the horrible lives those birds live so they can be sold at such low prices.

They're not making money on those chickens. Like the hot dogs, they're loss-leaders to get you in the door. You know, stop by to pick up a chicken and leave with 100 pack of paper towels.

 

[shoeless]

I'll need some plain white toast with it.

...and a Coke?

 

[jrockbridge]

Could I eat a whole chicken bones and all? No. Would I eat a whole chicken sans bones? Probably not. But I do love some good rotisserie chicken every now and then.

 

[Peen Simmons]

I think I could eat a rotisserie chicken and a few sides.

So it’s not just a clever name.

 

[Chicken Man]

So it’s not just a clever name.

It's not a clever name at all.

 

[jrockbridge]

It's not a clever name at all.

It's not so bad if you're in a band with "chicken" in the name. Example: Chickenfoot.

 

[Peen Simmons]

It's not so bad if you're in a band with "chicken" in the name. Example: Chickenfoot.

 

[jrockbridge]

@Chicken Man is that you on stage with RUSH?

 

[tiger roach]

Nope, could not do it. One wing and a few ragged chunks of breast meat, and then I’m ready for post-bird whiskies.