Waiters/waitresses are unnecessary 90% of the time

With a series of pneumatic tubes one could suck the coal from the sedimentary rock overburden.
 
Here's the scene where Kevin Bacon doesn't know how to tell Mickey Rourke to move so he can go get his burger.

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Monson said:
Why would I need coal, or a planet for that matter, when my postbiological self can easily run on tube lasagna? In fact everything BUT tube lasagna is unnecessary.
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You're gonna have to heat the lasagna somehow?
 
2manband said:
If you guys like trying to stem the inevitable tide of technological advancement in order to prevent a few thousand jobs from becoming obsolete, wait till you find out about coal mining!
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As of 2016 there were 2.6 million people employed as a waiter/waitress in the US alone.
 
I'm just waiting for the day that they can download my soul into a self aware data medium. Black Mirror style. Then my food will be instantaneous and my wait staff will just be dutiful NPCs.
 
Steverino said:
Everyone should have to work in the restaurant industry for a couple of years, like serving in the military.
You'll come out on the other side a better, more rounded individual, like serving in the military.
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i did both.
one whole summer in highschool, dishwashing in a "fine dining" restaurant.
then USAF.
 
Both here as well, 2 years fast food before the Army. Yes, it was a humbling experience. I was a caddy before that for a summer.
 
Steverino said:
Everyone should have to work in the restaurant industry for a couple of years, like serving in the military.
You'll come out on the other side a better, more rounded individual, like serving in the military.
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Some experience with most of the service jobs in this country will give you a new perspective and change how you treat people you encounter on the daily.
 
mongooz said:
i did both.
one whole summer in highschool, dishwashing in a "fine dining" restaurant.
then USAF.
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I've been a:
Paperboy
Busboy
Dishwasher
Prep cook
Waiter
Gas station attendant
Auto Parts counter guy
Radio Shack salesperson
Auto mechanic

The worst was working for a contractor in the chow halls on Keesler AFB. It didn't matter how clean the clipper was, I was written up every time.

One day while while cleaning a clipper, a coworker thought it'd be funny if he hit the start button while my whole upper half was up inside. I was scalded from the waist up. The hot water inside was at 200F, with iodine in the rinse water.
 
Steverino said:
I've been a:
Paperboy
Busboy
Dishwasher
Prep cook
Waiter
Gas station attendant
Auto Parts counter guy
Radio Shack salesperson
Auto mechanic

The worst was working for a contractor in the chow halls on Keesler AFB. It didn't matter how clean the clipper was, I was written up every time.

One day while while cleaning a clipper, a coworker thought it'd be funny if he hit the start button while my whole upper half was up inside. I was scalded from the waist up. The hot water inside was at 200F, with iodine in the rinse water.
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what a f'ing moron.
i've eaten at that chow hall.....10/75 - 2/76.
although, a lot of my dinner/weekend meals were at the Airman's club :idea:
 
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