NO SPOILERS: I am about to see teh Star War
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Guitar Heel
Demented Trick
Well let’s not go that far.
shoeless
Riffin'
Meme needs JarJar.
VoidTerraFirma
Live to wine
You’ve been Disney-fied!!!
Peen Simmons
Let’s Get Obtuse!
Meh. I liked the moments where it felt like knights exploring haunted castles and other ruins. A lot of it was profoundly silly. The comedy didn’t work. Less of a fiasco than the Last Jedi, but also less interesting and less oddly satisfying than that mess.
They blew it with the setup for this trilogy. Rey and Ren should have been competing scavengers/archeologists/space Dr Joneses/Jedi or Sith wannabes trying to outsmart each other for the whole trilogy. Lots of reason then for all the history business and over the course of the films they could have gotten more into being goodies/baddies and taking sides. Blah blah. If the OG trilogy is space Sword in the Stone, this trilogy should have been space Grail Quest. They tried to go space Modred but gave up.
JJ Abrams should have his eyes put out and one hand lopped off for crimes against fan service.
Hollywood really should hire me to generate half-baked ideas for movies.
They blew it with the setup for this trilogy. Rey and Ren should have been competing scavengers/archeologists/space Dr Joneses/Jedi or Sith wannabes trying to outsmart each other for the whole trilogy. Lots of reason then for all the history business and over the course of the films they could have gotten more into being goodies/baddies and taking sides. Blah blah. If the OG trilogy is space Sword in the Stone, this trilogy should have been space Grail Quest. They tried to go space Modred but gave up.
JJ Abrams should have his eyes put out and one hand lopped off for crimes against fan service.
Hollywood really should hire me to generate half-baked ideas for movies.
Guitar Heel
Demented Trick
I hope there’s a Jar Jar sex scene.
Danhedonia
Noted duckfat enthusiast
Danhedonia
Noted duckfat enthusiast
An audio recording of this wwould be priceless.
Peen Simmons
Let’s Get Obtuse!
Dellow felligates, indeed.
Aahzz
Habanero Evangelist
I wish I didn't agree with you, but I do. I even liked Solo! This, on the other hand, was a disorganized mess.
sunvalleylaw
Yep.
HaHaHa!
sunvalleylaw
Yep.
I won't go quite that far. I enjoyed it for what it was, and parts of it I really did enjoy. But seems like it could have been so much better. And unfortunately, it had even more of that Disney feel to it. Even in how they did the music at times it seemed to me. *sigh*
VoidTerraFirma
Live to wine
I don’t like sand.
Peen Simmons
Let’s Get Obtuse!
Does this mean people will stop talking about Star Wars now?
HAHAHA...no. There will be Star Wars until we’re all dead. I mean, baby Yoda is currently everything.
Disney is gonna Disney this shit forever. Everything is a IP and fandoms and neverending content generation. We’re in culture hell.
Help!I'maRock!
Mediocringly Derivative
And now, Pongo's review of Rocky Five...THOUSAND. Pongo...
smurfco
Meatus McPrepuce
What is that from??? It sounds so familiar
Help!I'maRock!
Mediocringly Derivative
You're delicious.