Forum Biz Why don’t we get more broads around here?

[dodgechargerfan]

We need more cat threads if we wanna pull in the ladies.

You want traffic?

Make pomsky threads.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

We need to provide chocolate.
That will get them here.

Eat Shyte

 

[FenderPusher]

What is this wooman you speak of?

 

[LeftyTom]

...middle-aged dudes that only get excited about finally being able to buy a riding mower to save our aching backs from pushing the Toro around the yard every Sunday.

At 54, I still push the mower around my yard for 2hrs. The riding mower is for days above 85 degrees.

 

[sunvalleylaw]

As a collective, "we" are the guy their mamas warned them about, except instead of being young, virulent, and sporting long flowing loches of perfectly coiffed hair, we're tubby, balding, middle-aged dudes that only get excited about finally being able to buy a riding mower to save our aching backs from pushing the Toro around the yard every Sunday.

Do a few planks, crunches and some stretching and get the walk behind. Your back will love you as compared to sitting on the Toro. In fact, if your yard is small, get the Scott push version.

We have a riding mower, but I save that for if I don't have any time.

 

[335clone]

Great. Now we're down to lawn care.

 

[Knox in Box]

We need more cat photos. Or macarons, they seem to like those.

Or cat macarons...

This should bring in a few.

Maybe we should all wear Old Spice and be the forum your forum could smell like.

 

[12Pack]

Maybe we could all log out and then log back in with different aliases. Completely start over.

 

[GomezAddams]

Hey @Tiltsta, maybe you could hit up the lady garden and convince a few of them to come over here.

 

[David_]

I don't know, but maybe things would change if we put the forum on Tinder...seems to be a pretty effective way to attract the female species for one of us...

Put it on Grinder to cover a wider audience

 

[shoeless]

What MWGL needs is a good, old fashioned, hostile take over by Bain Capital. They could come in, trim some fat, get rid of under-performing forumites, spiff up the interface and re-brand the site for the masses. I mean, it worked for GC, right? RIGHT?!

 

[Honkridge]

#recruitfabio

 

[Flamencology]

We need more cat photos. Or macaroons, they seem to like those.

Or cat macaroons...

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This should bring in a few.

Maybe we should all wear Old Spice and be the forum your forum could smell like.

That’s not a macaroon, that’s a macaron.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

That’s not a macaroon, that’s a macaron.

 

[Knox in Box]

That’s not a macaroon, that’s a macaron.

 

[yabba]

they're both delicious.

more pastry talk = more dames, IME

 

[shoeless]

What kind of filling do you like in your eclair?

 

[Bob411]

What MWGL needs is a good, old fashioned, hostile take over by Bain Capital. They could come in, trim some fat, get rid of under-performing forumites, spiff up the interface and re-brand the site for the masses. I mean, it worked for GC, right? RIGHT?!

Stolen

 

[yabba]

What kind of filling do you like in your eclair?

creme patisserie, bien sur

 

[Knox in Box]

Funny that this shows up on my FB timeline today.