Chad
Slender Hobbit
You learned! Adorable.
Seriously though, what sort of schooling/jobs have you had where you're not comfortable with assuming, debating, and vigorously defending an intellectual position?
I'm not one for calling folks "special snowflakes" but you kids might be up for the Getting Bent Out of Shape Super Easily Participation Trophy.
The kind of job you would get fired from if you called someone's opinion foolish on something as trivial as what constitutes a power pop band.