Turns Out I’m A Canadian Citizen

jrockbridge

Stealing Your Riffs
I’m a US citizen. It just so happens that I am also a citizen of Canada. I just have to provide the paperwork.

My sister has traced our family tree back to Canada. She is gathering all the papers that prove the trail from the north. Her husband also has roots in Canada.

I don’t even have to learn the Canadian national anthem. Such a country..
 
Also, it’s fucking hot here.

Feels like 45C right now.

Bring some cool air. Or less humid air.

Tell Trevor at the border that I said you’re cool.
 
Prices are in Canookian.

Your dollar is worth a $1.42 here. Today, anyway.
Housing and other costs vary by location in both countries. On average, the cost of living is about 5-15% more expensive in Canada. That’s not too bad. Unfortunately, wages are lower on average in The Great White North.

Healthcare is much lower in Canada, but you have to be a resident, not just a citizen, to take advantage of the savings. Since wages are lower, and cost of living is higher, there’s not much incentive to relocate up north.

I can’t think of much advantage for myself as a US citizen, for being a dual citizen of Canada, unless American institutes a draft and the ages go all the way up to men older than 60. However, my son is about to turn 22. So, that Canadian citizenship could come in handy for him if America decides it’s time for another Vietnam-style war.
 
I figured out a scenario that could make Canadian citizenship very helpful for me. If I end up with a chronic illness that requires long term treatment, it could end up making financial sense to relocate to Canada. I would have to establish residency, sign up for medical, and deal with a waiting period.
 
You could go old school and live off the land. That would bring down the cost of living.

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Canadians are a strange bunch (at least the Quebecois are).

Generally speaking, they hate you if you're American. Or at least loathe you.

But they sure like your American dollars.

If you hold dual citizenship, do you automatically get a bad moustache, an accent, an aloof attitude and like clove-flavored meat pies?
I can abide all those things, except for the tourtière pies. Gross.

I wil say this, though...if you ever get the chance to visit Vieux Quebec, I highly recommend it. Beautiful place. Absolutely stunning.
 
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