Listen to this - THOUGHT EXPERIMENT: If all your townsfolk were raving about a restrauant and you found out it was called "Dirty Unwashed Hands Kitchen", would you go?

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do you trust the wisdom of the masses enough or would the fact that the name of the restaurant is dirty unwashed hands kitchen stop you from eating there, what if you got there and they brough tthe food out and the waiter had dirty fingernails and just looked unwashed in general, would you eat the food?

what if you had doubts but then you tried a bite of th efood and it was delicious beyond your wildest dreams? would you learn anything about yourself or others in this scenario? a lesson about trust maybe?
 
Is it pizza?

If it’s pizza, I’m in. No hesitation.


Not that I’m a lunatic fanatic for pizza, but there is an “allowable amount of filth” in the preparation of pizza, but it all cooks off and the end result is too hot too touch so it doesn’t get touched.
I’ve eaten a lot of pizza in my life and I’m still alive and I have no recollection of any GI issues as a result of eating pizza.
 
Not the same thing, but there was an amazing Mexican restaurant in my little hometown that was shut down because a bunch of people got food poisoning. The minute they reopened, it was packed.
 
In general I don't trust the "wisdom" of the masses. They gave us Trump and fuck and I'm not going to eat at Deli d' Trump.
 
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Not only would I never eat at that restaurant, but I’d never use their restroom. I’d shit on their floor and piss on their door.

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I’ve eaten food from street stalls in Mexico and India. Dirty unwashed hands don’t phase me.
 
I have left a place after seeing a blob of dirty greasy built of hand prints on the kitchen doors. Also look at the inside of the bathroom doors. If they’re stained and filthy really doesn’t matter if they washed their hands or not, just picking new poop off the door on the way out.
 
Fuck no. I can cook my own unhygienic food with my filthy hands at home. It's cheaper and more delicious.
 
Yeah.... I love snarky stuff that makes people bristle or say WTF... but honestly, I can't sit in a restaurant near the bathrooms, so I know that seeing that name would get in my head an ruin it for me :messedup:

(unless it was an ironic name like the entire place was white tile and the wait staff all wore bright white.) :lmbo:
 
“All my townfolk” would literally add up to 2.6 million people. If that many diners were raving about a place I would go in spite of the “edgy” name.
 
It depends on their restaurant hygiene grade displayed in the window. With a name like that, they would need at least a B.
 
I recently went down a rabbit hole on the food standards agency website.

There are now numerous places I won't set foot in again.
 
jbj said:
I recently went down a rabbit hole on the food standards agency website.

There are now numerous places I won't set foot in again.
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What if the restaurant was called:

"This is our 3rd visit and your staff still can't access the handwash sink due to a large, black mould infested chopping board sitting on top of it, not that your horrible rusty knives would be much use anyway diner"

:puke::puke::puke:
 
We have a certain celebrity in town that's been known to frequent places that are, 'the talk of the town'. While she's had some real struggles, she is back on the top step in a big way. How did she get back? Let's just say she's 1/2 of the hottest power couple around right now.

You've probably guessed who I'm talking about. Yes, I'm talking about Lorenzo Llama and Heather Locklear.

I don’t care if they dine at Eat My Ass. Crowds will gather.








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Andrew Sak said:
We have a certain celebrity in town that's been known to frequent places that are, 'the talk of the town'. While she's had some real struggles, she is back on the top step in a big way. How did she get back? Let's just say she's 1/2 of the hottest power couple around right now.

You've probably guessed who I'm talking about. Yes, I'm talking about Lorenzo Llama and Heather Locklear.

I don’t care if they dine at Eat My Ass. Crowds will gather.








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Are you living in Knots Landing?
 
Motorik said:
Are you living in Knots Landing?
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I was kidding a little. She went to my high school.

My friend was having lunch with his dad at a trendy local eatery, and saw Heather, her then husband, Ritchie Sambora, and Heather's dad having lunch too. My pal's dad was a retired Marine Colonel, and thought he recognized Heather Locklear's dad from The Core. He kept rubber-necking them. Finally, he goes over to their table, and sure enough, they knew each other. They were talking shop for a while. My friend Brian's dad had no idea who Heather or Ritchie were.

I sure know who Ritchie is. I'm sure I'm not the only one here, that drops whatever they're doing to air mic Sambora's backing vocals to a Jovi tune.
 
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