The Sandwich Alignment Chart

[Help!I'maRock!]

An acceptablereply will be, "It's just a sandwich."

Any of the puking smileys are acceptable as well.

 

[yabba]

These extreme sandwich viewpoints aren't wrong, they're just kinda obnoxious.

I mean, an ice cream sandwich is clearly a sandwich, it's even in the name; but if someone asks you if you want a sandwich and you say yes and get psyched up for a sandwich, and then the person hands you an ice cream sandwich and plays the whaaaa-whaaaa sound on a trombone, they're just being a dick.

 

[gtrjunior]

I'm a structural neutral, ingredient Rebel...

 

[Theodore]

These extreme sandwich viewpoints aren't wrong, they're just kinda obnoxious.

I mean, an ice cream sandwich is clearly a sandwich, it's even in the name; but if someone asks you if you want a sandwich and you say yes and get psyched up for a sandwich, and then the person hands you an ice cream sandwich and plays the whaaaa-whaaaa sound on a trombone, they're just being a dick.

A trombone is a sandwich.

 

[yabba]

A trombone is a sandwich.

my mother is a fish

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

These extreme sandwich viewpoints aren't wrong, they're just kinda obnoxious.

I mean, an ice cream sandwich is clearly a sandwich, it's even in the name; but if someone asks you if you want a sandwich and you say yes and get psyched up for a sandwich, and then the person hands you an ice cream sandwich and plays the whaaaa-whaaaa sound on a trombone, they're just being a dick.

If someone asks you if you want an ice cream sandwich and hands you a Choco Taco, it's still an ice cream sandwich.

 

[Theodore]

my mother is a fish

Chub.

 

[DdBob]

When ever I think of or see a sandwich I can't help but think of Motorik. There was a thread at HCGJ about lunch or something and he made a remark along the lines of "You Americans are overly obsessed with sandwiches. I don't see what the big deal is, you take two slices of bread and slap some chees or meat inbetween and there you go"

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

The sandwich was invented in the 18th century.
The tortilla dates back to 8000 BC.

A sandwich is merely a primitive form of the tostada.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

The sandwich was invented in the 18th century.
The tortilla dates back to 8000 BC.

A sandwich is merely a primitive form of the tostada.

I fully support the #alltostadasaresandwiches movement.

 

[Theodore]

When ever I think of or see a sandwich I can't help but think of Motorik. There was a thread at HCGJ about lunch or something and he made a remark along the lines of "You Americans are overly obsessed with sandwiches. I don't see what the big deal is, you take two slices of bread and slap some chees or meat inbetween and there you go"

It's no wonder a galvanized limey would think that. Their sandwiches are like: bacon butty, chip butty, bread butty. If you're lucky, you might get ketchup on it.

 

[Flamencology]

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

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rotflmao

 

[JC777]

What am I missing. I don't see a chart?

 

[Theodore]

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So that's how Anakin came to be Howie.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

So that's how Anakin came to be Howie.

Join me, Theodore, and together we will rule the galaxy as Father and Sandwich.

 

[micwalt]

I am a structural neutral ingredient purist, and I make no apologies.

 

[Theodore]

Join me, Theodore, and together we will rule the galaxy as Father and Sandwich.

I am not a sandwich, I am a human being!

 

[335clone]

Where does this fall...

The classic open faced turkey sandwich.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Where does this fall...

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The classic open faced turkey sandwich.

It's a sandwich. Says so right in the name.