here's what i think you oughta do. now this doesn't work every time but i know i have seen this work for a few people over the years and maybe this will work for you too. the first thing you're gonna need is a small to medium size can of turpentine and a medium horsehair painter's brush, you can pick both of these up at your local hardware or hobby store no problem. you will also need an artist's smock and two medium drop cloths, as well as a stepstool between two and three feet maximum height. you will probably not need the entire height but it's always best to err on the side of caution here. remove the guitar's strings and then remove two of the neck bolts, but leave the other two bolted in. it doesn't matter which two but i usually leave the two closest to the bridge. now loosen these two until they are about a quarter to a third of an inch backed out. the joint between the neck and the guitar should be moving pretty freely now. i forgot to mention earlier that by this point you should be wearing the smock and also you should have one of the two drop cloths down, but don't take the other one out of the package yet. so anyways you've now got the neck attached to the body by two bolts, and these are pretty loose as well. now what you want to do is hold the guitar by the neck, face-up (so the pickguard is pointing to the sky) and start jostling it up and down, shaking it until you start to hear some cracking and splintering from the pocket. you might also see little slivers of wood falling out. (this is why you have the drop cloth down.) now you're gonna take the turpentine and dip the brush into it so that the brush absorbs a really healthy amount of turpentine, and you're going to put the sopping brush bristles in between the neck and the body. the dropcloth should catch any overspill. without removing the brush now you're going to tighten those two screws down as hard and as tight as you possibly can. it's a good idea here to booger up the screw heads real bad with your screwdriver. now set the ladder up, climb up on top of it holding the guitar by the headstock, and what you're gonna do now is jump off the ladder and drive the body of the guitar straight down into the concrete. oh i forgot to mention you should be doing all of this outside over concrete. make sure when the butt of the guitar lands hard on the concrete that you are putting your full weight through the neck lengthwise down to the body. this helps to loosen the truss rod which can be stubborn. repeat this move several times until the neck breaks off of the body. then take the leftover pieces and smash them into the ground until the guitar is mostly pulverized. wrap the pieces up with the second drop cloth and pour some turpentine on the whole blessed mess and light it on fire. now drink the rest of the turpentine.
