Someone had a rough morning

MonkeyZero

Mexican Mayonnaise Weiner Sandwich
All 5200 square feet of my office building smells like a turd. Someone needs to wait 10 more minutes at home after that first coffee. It's borderline paint peeling.
 
You're just mad because you didn't drop that deuce. You would have done it properly, leaving a floater.
 
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how do you even make it to work before having to go?? my commute is super short and i wouldnt make it halfway.
 
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