My Microwave Oven

Honkridge

Honkridge

UNACCEPTABLE!
OK. I had to replace my dear old microwave. I loved that thing! Its been with me thru thick and thin. When I heard that ding and saw the little message that said. "Food Is Ready!", my heart would swell with gratitude. But all things must pass and it now is in the landfill. But I bought a new one!! Same brand, similar model cause I have BRAND LOYALTY. Yes I do. How fucking ever this new one has a beep instead of a ding, well I can live with that. But now the little message alerting you to the finished product only says, "Food Is Ready". Notice anything? There's no exclamation point!!! Like the machine isn't even excited for a job well done for its master. World's gone to shit
 
Did the old one have a hole in the back from years of use, and you would stand too close waiting for the burrito?

Mojo!

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* dammit! I'm sorry for the roast Honkridg. My microwave had a hole in the back. True story.
 
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Different microwaves have different personalities. Your old microwave was enthusiastic. Your new microwave does not care. Maybe the new microwave does not like you or your music. It happens.
 
I would get a piece of scotch tape, write an exclamation point in the same color as the LEDs and stick it on there. Like you would rub a dog's nose in the shit he put on you floor.
 
I don't care to name names, but the honeymoon with the microwave is over for a certain forumite.

I wonder when the excitement for having his food heated so quickly waned? Maybe a Tina burrito date night is in order?
 
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I want a microwave that when I place a cup in it toward the front to heat something, that when the timer goes off it returns the cup to where I placed it at in the beginning. No matter how long the timer is set for.

I only need one freaking beep! Not 3!
 
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