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Help!I'maRock! said:
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I accidentally texted my wife with voice recognition...while playing the trombone

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In my mind, the conversation goes like this:

 
bsman said:
At Wrigley Field, there are (or at least WERE when I was a kid) seats in the grandstands that were directly behind three-foot wide metal beams that offered a similar premium viewing experience...
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There's a whole bunch of seats at Fenway that are behind columns.
 
Help!I'maRock! said:
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Paul The Trombonist‏Verified account @JazzTrombonist
I accidentally texted my wife with voice recognition...while playing the trombone

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HA! I had a similar thing happen a few years ago. Here's an email I sent after that:

This is kinda funny. Generally, bluesy guitarists are taught to try and emulate singers in their soloing, i.e. to use string bends, hammer-ons and slides to phrase their solo lines as if they were being sung.

Earlier today I was exchanging work-related text messages from home with Joe [an ex-coworker], using Android's built-in "speech-to-text" capability. After I was done with the texts, I picked up my acoustic and started noodling around in the key of G. The phone -- thinking that I was still speaking to it -- "transcribed" my playing.

This is the unaltered, unedited transcript of what the phone thought my guitar was "saying":

"The game and the boom boom boom boom boom
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…
go mad to the bad bad or ha ha...
Then add ha ha her ha add the…
That and and then go to the mad
Or bad bad and to add bad bad …
Or or not the her or her book
Ha ha bad"

It reads like John Lee Hooker lyrics to me.​
 
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