When I was in my late teens, I had a friend that thought it would be a good idea to get an American Alligator for a pet. When he first got it, it was tiny...maybe 6 inches long. Well, it didn’t take long for it to grow to about 3-3 1/2- feet long. And let me tell you, that thing was viscous. I wouldn’t go anywhere near it.
That's true for lesbians too.
That is why I never ask a Jewish person for directions.