My youngest brother took a dump in a hardware store's demo toilet when he was 4 or 5. It was hilarious, my dad was looking at something next to the toilets and he had to go, so he went. I can't remember if I had something to do with it, but I know we booked it out of the store when he was done.
This may be pushing the political boundaries. If so, I'll pull it, but I thought it was a good example of how to handle mockery. Gotta hand it to the Mormons.
True story: people have been calling the police, and complaining about all the snow this week, they're getting late to work and driving the kids to school is a major inconvenience. Up here we can't fucking stop laughing.
Can't help wondering what the hell they think the police can do about it. Arrest it? lmbo