9:30? That is WAY past those people's bed time. And 5 for dinner?
How about wake up at 4am, nap at 8am, nap at 2, dinner at 4, bed by 7:30.
That's the schedule of every one of my 70+ year old neighbors. And Saturday mornings are for yard work. lol
For the yanks who haven't watched his shows... he's probably the quickest wit in comedy. The speed at which he comes up with absolute bullshit stories on Would I Lie To You is incredible.