ok.....the teacher (third grade) was doing the "say the name of an animal that starts with the letter ____" (start at A and work to Z)
but she has this one little boy, Billy, who used curse words quite a lot. so he's back there at his desk just waving his arm for every letter.
and she avoided on every letter, because there are too many swear words that start with those letters.
she got to the letter R, and Billy is waving furiously, and the teacher thinks..."hmmm i can't really think of a swear word that starts with R"....so she finally calls on Billy..."ok Billy, what animal starts with the letter R", and Billy jumps up and, very loudly, says "RATS, teacher!!!!". and so the teacher kind of went "whew", but....Billy wasn't quite done yet. he then blurted out, very loudly,
"YEA,,,,RATS, TEACHER.....BIG FUCKING RATS WITH DICKS THIS LONG (holds hands about a foot apart) !!!!!
it works better in person, but you get the drift