How can one be sure they haven't slept with a ghost? Also, while I have not smoked a bible cover, I have rolled a joint using a bible page for a rolling paper. They work great, especially old testament pages (they burn more evenly, probably brimstone infused).
I believe I have cauterized many a hot dog with one of these things:
Cooks the hot dog by running an electric current through it. It makes the dogs taste a bit peculiar, but I get nostalgic for that flavor every now and then.