Food Jam: It may be an unpopular opinion, I don't care, I'll say it anyways, I stand by it: only assholes make "overnight oats" you think you're better than me?

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Meatus McPrepuce
Oh wow, look at you Mr. Fancy Foresight. Overnight oats. I'm sooo impressed. Hey, asshole, why don't you make your oats in the morning like the rest of us? Noooo, you have to make them overnight. And what's worse, you have to make sure we all know about it. "What's that you've got for breakfast Ron?" "Oh these? These are my overnight oats!"

Fuuuuck you.

Even if you did make some overnight oats just say oats. What, do you want some kind of an award for making oats overnight? It's not an accomplishment. It's not something to be proud of. But you just can't resist telling us about it, can you? No, you've got to make sure I'm out screwing up, wrecking my life, and then you have the gall to rub it in. Mr. Overnight Oats... go fuck yourself!
 
I eat oatmeal almost every day. I put it in the microwave, take it out 75 seconds later, stir in some cinnamon, and eat it in about thirty seconds. I have no idea why people will spend three times that just prepping so they can wake up and eat cold oatmeal that tastes vaguely like dessert.

But the total variety of foods I eat at home is under 20. Not counting salt and hot sauce. There are three or four foods that I eat in restaurants. I’ve given up on the whole food-is-art thing that has become huge industry. The way I see it, most people survived on a few staples for millenia. Many still do. If they can do it so can I. I’m thinner, healthier, and I feel great. And it saves a lot of money.
 
With overnight oats, they soak in the fridge for 6-8 hours, in milk or water. That means they’re cold in the morning. Who the hell wants to eat cold oatmeal?! If you have to warm it up in the microwave, there is no advantage. The overnight oatmeal concept must be for people without microwave ovens.

There are a plethora of cereals that work with cold milk. Oatmeal is not one of them. Cold oatmeal is wrong period!
 
I have mine in bowl with spoon in under 2 minutes. Sugar and melted butter included.

If I'm going to judge and name-call someone over a cereal grass, that's not my choice.
What about that jerk-off oat farmer who thought sowing oats is a metaphor for young men banging lots of women to get it out of their system?
 
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