tiger roach
Urban Bovine Knievel
Too bad ants can't be put on a skewer and roasted over a spit, then shaved off and eaten on pita bread with vegetables and yogurt sauce.
Believe it or not, I eat lots of things other than gyros.
That said - there's no reason you couldn't roast ants into a loaf of some sort, and then do that. Then the Food Network and Anthony Bourdain would come calling and you would be famous.
