I'm going to jail for snorting Nickelodeon Gak on the subway

[smurfco]

Tell me how that's fair

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

When the judge asks you why you did it, say “I don’t know” and step to your right.

 

[OGG]

As well you should. Damned junkie. Nothing worse than being stuck on the train with some asshole all strung out on Gak slime.

 

[Dudeman1967]

What part of the cycle is this now?

 

[tiger roach]

You mean those Klingon worms?

 

[Devil is Dill]

Lisa Ruddy in Gak Madness.

 

[frunobulax]

Do the crime, do the time.

Maybe Mark can run some 'Best of Smurfco' classics while you're inside.

 

[bsman]

From now on, you'll be relegated to the Group W bench with the rest of the mother-stabbers and father-rapers...

 

[Bob411]

What part of the cycle is this now?

Rinse

 

[335clone]

Gak is whack, yo!

 

[smurfco]

Well I just now got out. Whoever's been posting as smurfco these past 5+ years is an imposter.

 

[dmn23]

I find it suspicious that this all happened days before the entire planet went into lockdown.

 

[Honkridge]

While you were there did you get Bum Busting Billy's socials?

 

[jrockbridge]

Well I just now got out. Whoever's been posting as smurfco these past 5+ years is an imposter.

We're used to the imposter. Maybe, you can find a Nickelodeon Gak friendly forum somewhere else.

 

[bsman]

Do the crime, do the time.

Don't you mean: "Snort the slime, do the time"?