Mojo Request I was sitting in my room watching road rage incident videos on YouTube, when my daddy burst in and he yelled "did you scratch my Mind of Mencia DVDs?"

[smurfco]

I said "dad I didn't touch your fucking Mind of Mencia DVDs, why would I do that" and he was like "I know how much you hate Carlos Mencia" and I was like "well everybody does but that doesn't mean I'm going to damage your property" and my daddy was like "not everyone does, I think he is hilarous and I think he's getting railroaded on these felony tax evasion charges but seeing him in the news reminded me how much I loved Mind of Mencia so I dug them out and they're all scratched" and I said "well dad if you had kept htem in the original cases instead of sticking them in this cheap CD wallet they probably wouldn't all be scratched" and that really pissed him off and he took away my computer privileges for a month!

 

[jp_nyc]

Just go to a used record store and buy your dad all the old comedy albums that Mencia stole the jokes from.

 

[jrockbridge]

This seems like a mind over Mencia matter. Ask daddy. Do you mind? Do you matter? Then, don't Mencia!