The basis of 95% of all staff meetings everywhere...
Agenda for the first meeting at Wein Music LLC
a. Coffee and doughnuts
b. Complain about the doughnut selection Mark made
c. Seconds on coffee
d. Open suggestions for a mission statement for Wein Music LLC
e. Argue about 'd' for 30 minutes
f. Potty break
g. Feed Jack - elect him treasurer and official mascot.
h. Drink more coffee
i. Pour over the menu for the sammich shop next door and order lunch
j. Investigate reasons for poor productivity
k. More coffee
l. Argue about 'd' for another 30 minutes.
m. Agree to hire Hannah Minx as official spokesperson for Wein Music LLC
n. Have previous motion ('m') over ruled by Mrs Wein
o. Cry
p. Adjourn meeting and go eat sammichs
No. All of Mark's corporate meetings are going to have a strict regimen that attendees must follow:
1. Write the date in the upper right hand corner of your paper.
2. Draw a box around it.
3. Make the box 3-D.
4. Shade the sides of the 3-D box.
5. Write over the date several times until it is "bold".
6. Draw a man underneath the 3-D date box, holding it up.
7. Give him a moustache.
8. Give him sunglasses.
9. Try to draw a chest, give up, draw a striped shirt on him.
10. Repeat process in upper right hand corner with the word "Meeting".