Don’t Leave The Ladder Up Overnight …









Raccoons too.
 
I was walking the dog this morning and a woman was driving down the street telling everyone that there was a bear in the neighborhood. No shit lady. We live right next to the Rockies and it’s trash day. And I did not see the bear.
 
Turns out black bears like candy bars.



They occasionally kill people, but that’s rare.



It bothers me that we just assume a bear does not have a legitimate reason for killing a person. Maybe, the bear was hungry. Maybe, the person used a shampoo that smelled like honey. Maybe, they had a candy bar in their pocket. Or even worse, maybe they were out of candy bars. I’m stocking up on candy bars just in case.
 
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