Question: do you remember the episode of Doug where Doug got addicted to Candy Crush?

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Title: "Doug's Callous Indifference"

INT. FUNNIE LIVING ROOM - AFTERNOON

Doug sits on the couch, completely absorbed in his phone, playing Candy Crush.

SKEETER
(entering, visibly distraught)
Doug, I need to talk to you urgently. My baby brother Dale's condition has taken a turn for the worse.

DOUG
(looking up briefly)
Can't it wait? This game is seriously addictive.

SKEETER
(voice breaking)
No, Doug, it can't wait. Dale's health is deteriorating rapidly.

Doug, uninterested, brushes off Skeeter.

DOUG
(scoffing)
Babies get sick, Skeeter. It's not like it's a big deal.

SKEETER
(teary-eyed)
Doug, Dale might not make it through the night. We're terrified.

Doug, indifferent, rolls his eyes and dismisses Skeeter.

DOUG
Yeah, yeah. Drama, drama. Find someone else to bother.

Skeeter, devastated, leaves Doug's house, grappling with the severity of Dale's situation.

EXT. FUNNIE FRONT YARD - LATER

Skeeter walks away, broken, while Doug continues playing his game, oblivious to the heightened urgency.

INT. FUNNIE LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS

Doug, callously immersed in his phone, remains oblivious to the gravity of the situation he's ignored.

TO BE CONTINUED...

 

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Title: "Doug's Heartless Fury"

INT. FUNNIE LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

Doug, intensely focused on his game, is on the verge of beating his Candy Crush high score.

Skeeter's text notification abruptly interrupts the game.

TEXT MESSAGE: "Skeeter: I really need a friend right now. Dale's gone."

DOUG
(furious)
What the... Seriously, Skeeter?! I was about to beat my high score!

Doug loses the game, and his anger boils over as he dials Skeeter's number.

SKEETER
(on the phone, somber)
Doug, I tried to reach out. Dale didn't make it.

DOUG
(angry)
This is ridiculous, Skeeter! You and your stupid baby brother ruined my game!

SKEETER
(teary-eyed)
Doug, Dale's passed away. We need support right now.

Doug, unmoved by Skeeter's words, remains self-centered.

DOUG
(irritated)
Well, maybe if you didn't bother me with your problems, I wouldn't have lost my game. Deal with it yourself!

Doug hangs up, callously dismissing Skeeter's grief.

TO BE CONTINUED...

 

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Title: "Doug's Disruptive Distraction"

INT. CHURCH - DAY

The atmosphere is somber as mourners gather for Dale's funeral. Skeeter, visibly distressed, is seated near the front.

Twenty minutes into the service, the church doors creak open loudly, and Doug enters, phone in hand, completely absorbed in Candy Crush.

DOUG
(oblivious)
Ugh, why is this level so damn hard?

The mourners shoot disapproving glances as Doug loudly makes his way to a seat, still focused on his game.

PASTOR
(resuming the service)
We gather here to remember the life of Dale...

Doug, frustrated by the game, starts muttering curses under his breath, disrupting the pastor's words.

PASTOR
(annoyed)
Please, let us have a moment of silence for Dale.

Doug, oblivious, continues muttering about Candy Crush.

SKEETER
(whispering to Doug)
Doug, show some respect. It's Dale's funeral.

DOUG
(irritated)
I'm trying to beat this level, Skeeter. It's not my fault the game's so frustrating.

Skeeter shakes his head, dismayed by Doug's lack of consideration.

PASTOR
(trying to continue)
As we celebrate...

Doug, engrossed in the game, interrupts the pastor again.

DOUG
(loudly)
FUCK! I LOST!

The mourners exchange disapproving glances, and Skeeter is visibly embarrassed by Doug's vulgar outburst.

TO BE CONTINUED...

 

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Title: "Doug's Unearthly Fiasco"

EXT. GRAVESITE - DAY

Skeeter and his family, tears streaming down their faces, say their tearful goodbyes at Dale's gravesite after the funeral service.

SKEETER
(choke back tears)
Goodbye, little brother. We'll always love you.

As the grieving family shares their sorrow, Doug sits nearby, agitated, holding his phone and attempting to play Candy Crush.

DOUG
(irritated)
Could you all keep it down? I'm trying to concentrate here.

SKEETER
(angry, through tears)
Doug, have some respect. We're saying goodbye to Dale.

Ignoring Skeeter, Doug continues to play his game.

Suddenly, Skeeter reaches his breaking point. He slaps Doug's phone out of his hand, unintentionally causing it to tumble under Dale's suspended coffin and into the open grave.

DOUG
(shouting)
No! My game!

In a moment of panic, Doug shoves Dale's coffin out of the way and dives into the open grave. The casket flies open, and Dale's lifeless body rolls down the hill.

SKEETER
(horrified)
Doug, what have you done?!

The mourners gasp in shock as Doug, oblivious to the gravity of his actions, frantically searches for his lost phone amidst the chaos.

TO BE CONTINUED...

 

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EXT. CEMETERY HILL - CONTINUOUS

Amidst the chaos, the groundskeeper, an elderly man, walks over to the scene, observing Dale's unintended journey down the hill.

GROUNDSKEEPER
(scratching his head)
Huh.

The mourners, Doug, and Skeeter stare in disbelief as the groundskeeper assesses the unusual situation.

GROUNDSKEEPER
Well, that's a first.

SKEETER
(anguished)
Sir, we just buried my baby brother. This is a tragedy!

GROUNDSKEEPER
(looking at Dale)
Well, I reckon this wasn't in the job description.

Doug, still focused on finding his phone, remains oblivious to the awkwardness of the situation.

DOUG
(panicking)
Where's my phone? I need to get back to my game!

SKEETER
(disgusted)
Doug, seriously? This is not the time!

The groundskeeper continues to observe the unexpected turn of events, offering a bemused expression.

GROUNDSKEEPER
Guess there's never a dull day in this business.

TO BE CONTINUED...

 

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EXT. CEMETERY HILL - CONTINUOUS

The tense atmosphere escalates as Doug, still fixated on his lost phone, clashes with an infuriated Skeeter.

SKEETER
(angry)
Doug, you've crossed the line! Show some respect for Dale!

In a fit of rage, Skeeter throws a punch, connecting with Doug's jaw. Doug staggers back, surprised.

DOUG
(grimacing)
What's your problem, Skeeter?

Ignoring Doug's question, Skeeter continues to slug Doug in the jaw, unleashing his pent-up frustration and grief.

SKEETER
(yelling with each punch)
You heartless jerk! This is about my brother!

Doug, taken aback, tries to defend himself, but Skeeter's relentless blows leave him reeling.

SKEETER'S MOM
(weeping)
Stop it! Stop hurting each other!

Skeeter's parents rush forward, attempting to intervene, while the groundskeeper watches, bewildered by the escalating brawl.

GROUNDSKEEPER
(raising an eyebrow)
Well, this took an unexpected turn.

The scuffle continues, with Skeeter's repeated punches expressing his anger and grief.

TO BE CONTINUED...

 

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EXT. CEMETERY HILL - CONTINUOUS

In the midst of the scuffle, Doug manages to slip away from Skeeter's repeated blows. He stumbles down the hill, determined to find his lost phone.

DOUG
(grumbling)
Enough of this drama. I just need my phone back.

Skeeter, catching his breath, watches as Doug makes his way through the cemetery.

SKEETER
(voice strained)
Doug, it's not about your stupid game. We lost Dale, and you need to understand that.

Ignoring Skeeter's words, Doug searches the area and spots his phone near the open grave.

DOUG
(relieved)
There it is!

Doug retrieves his phone, and as he resumes playing Candy Crush, Skeeter, with a mixture of frustration and disbelief, mutters under his breath.

SKEETER
(whispering)
I can't believe this.

Before Skeeter can say anything more, Doug, overwhelmed by irritation, explodes.

DOUG
(shouting)
SHUT THE FUCK UP, SKEETER!

Skeeter is left stunned, hurt by Doug's outburst, and the mourners exchange uncomfortable glances.

THE END