Lunch: Cubbyholes, oh those tiny little spots, remember in your kindergarten class? Put your little shoes in the cubbyholes. Don't you wish life were simple?

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This morning I got to thinking... cubbyholes.

Remember cubbyholes? Those simple little nooks where you tucked your shoes away at the beginning of your kindergarten class.

Life was a simpler time then, and better I think. How little we knew of the world, how little we understood... yet I do think we understood more about LIFE and how we were meant to live.

I wish we could return back to those times, before the bills and taxes, before work and responsibilities... before you knew who Andy Dick is... every measure an improvement, every feeling a choice moment to cherish.

Hold and cherish those precious moments while you can, for soon you shall fall to the blade of the undertaker, and I mean the literal Undertaker, the wrestler guy. The Undertaker from WWE is literally going to force his way into your bedroom and murder you dead as you are sleeping tonight.
 
I just wish i could get the Hot Wheels car back that I left in the back of my cubbyhole. I forget it on the last day of kindergarten when the school year was at an end.
 
Oh yes! I remember the cubby holes! What a sweet memory, thanks for reminding me. I think I left my weed there on the last day of second grade.
 
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Back in my day we didn’t have kindergarten or cubbyholes.
We started in first grade and put our crap under the desk like the big kids.
After lunch in the lunchroom of instant potatoes, mystery meat, and those goddam English peas we were forced to take a 30 min nap on a hard as a rock rubber mat.
 
You guys had shoes?

The only footwear memory I have from back then is the boots we all had to wear when it was snowy. They had a ridiculous number of little buckles on them, and when we got to school they would all be gunked up with snow and ice and grime when we had to take them off.

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I really want to make a parody thread about glory holes but it just seems incredibly inappropriate.
 
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