Bread was never meant to be triangular

[BlockInlay]

This fella takes sammichin seriously

 

[dmn23]

Baby, I'm-a want you.

 

[Devil is Dill]

 

[Hanglow]

Urgh,

Supermarket bread

"first one out of the fridge" - no self respecting sandwicher would use a fridge based lubricant - you keep your butter, NOT FUCKING FLORA or FUCKING MARGERINE on the counter, at room temperature. FFS.

Homemade ham, good, although it needs a good roasting to get a bit of flavour on the edges.

Salad, fine, but you could have cut the toms a bit better.

No extras? Excuse me? you need extras there. Where is the chutney. Mayo. Dressing of some sort. One of them at least......

Perfect sandwich? If you were English you would have voted tory you fucking cunt. Fuck off with your pish sandwich.

I despair.

 

[Gary Blanchard]

Baby, I'm-a want you.

That Bread was square...

 

[Lerxst]

I think homeslice mixed up his rectangles and squares

 

[Flatspotter]

This fella takes sammichin seriously

Bitch, a rectangle is not a square.

 

[jp_nyc]

"first one out of the fridge" - no self respecting sandwicher would use a fridge based lubricant - you keep your butter, NOT FUCKING FLORA or FUCKING MARGERINE on the counter, at room temperature. FFS.

Maybe not in Ireland. We’ve started using Kerrygold butter from Ireland and that stuff melts at room temperature. But fuck me does it taste good!

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

Bread?!?

 

[Motorik]

Baby, I'm-a want you.

Bread?!?

Came into the thread to post Bread.

You fellers do not disappoint.

 

[Acadiafall]

I think im addicted to toast

 

[Jbird]

I'm a bread fan

 

[DdBob]

Pizza is bread and it is triangular

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

Pizza is bread and it is triangular

Pizza is a sandwich.

 

[Guitar Heel]

Bitch, a rectangle is not a square.

but every square is a rectangle.

 

[Bob411]

Pizza is a sandwich.

Pizza is life

FIFY

 

[DdBob]

Pizza is a sandwich.

and a sandwich is made with bread

 

[shoeless]

...and watermelons weren't meant to be square. Yet, here we are.