Question: Are shorts okay

Andrew Sak said:
Mentioning the husband and showing him in the video is a clear man code violation. You can thank sugarbuns for getting you off with a warning
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Yep, marriage is so gross and unmanly.

But helping other guys jerk off... totally man code!!!

gtfo here with this beavis and butthead shit.
 
Bones McHorror said:
Yep, marriage is so gross and unmanly.

But helping other guys jerk off... totally man code!!!

gtfo here with this beavis and butthead shit.
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I was just goofing man. I just wanted to say "Sugarbuns". I do like Bevis and Butthead though.
 
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Andrew Sak said:
That is correct. Rob Halford from Judas Priest told KK Downing his butt was chapped after a backyard jam wearing said clothing. Hence the name "chaps" was born. True story. "Breakin' the what?"(JP reference).
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Adapted in English from Spanish chaparreras, to protect your legs from chaparral, back in 1844. But Rob and KK might have been there.
 
rickenvox said:
Adapted in English from Spanish chaparreras, to protect your legs from chaparral, back in 1844. But Rob and KK might have been there.
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I guess I'll buy that. Here's some advice though. If you play a daytime gig and you are wearing chaps, and you dont want a chapped butt, put some pants or shorts on underneath. Plus even Rob Halford knows if you go on stage with your butt showing, you'll be "breakin' the law, breakin' the law ba ba". I'm on a lame joke kick today
 
Andrew Sak said:
I guess I'll buy that. Here's some advice though. If you play a daytime gig and you are wearing chaps, and you dont want a chapped butt, put some pants or shorts on underneath. Plus even Rob Halford knows if you go on stage with your butt showing, you'll be "breakin' the law, breakin' the law ba ba". I'm on a lame joke kick today
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never tempted to don chaps. outside of the house that is.
 
dodgechargerfan said:
There were a few. Probably the same girls.
Have you seen Mike Reno lately?

I didn’t enjoy their set much. That wasn’t the music I was listening to when they were big.
The overall vibe I got from them at the show last night: shouty. Not really loud. Just shouty.
Which is too bad because Mike still has some serious pipes. I doubt he needs to shout.

Paul Dean was fun to watch. I couldn’t get close to see the whole rig, but he had some kind of all-in-one board at his feet, plus a wah pedal, two Marshall stacks, various super-Strat types of guitars.
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Ever watch How I Met Your Mother? Remember Simon Tremblay?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandcastles_in_the_Sand

What I remember more than anything about Loverboy is arguing with a friend about the album cover of Get Lucky.

Friend- She has a nice ass.

Me- That's a dude.

Friend- No. It's the hand of a guy hugging a girl. You just don't see the guy in the pic, just his hand.

Me- No, his hand would be backwards. Also, look at the ass. It's a guy's ass.
 
I only wear pants when the weather/occasion demands it.
Besides, chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual.
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Tig said:
I only wear pants when the weather/occasion demands it.
Besides, chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual.
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In so. Cal, the weather never really demands it. I'm a year round shorts guy. The original question was about wearing shorts while performing?
 
dodgechargerfan said:
It was really about me sitting through Tommy Tutone, Loverboy, and Rick Springfield.
Recap: TT was fun, Loverboy sucked, Rick Springfield was a surprise.

I think my brother in law said it best: Rick puts on a really good show. I wish I was a fan.
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Didnt they have you on the jumbotron dancing to Jessie's Girl? And isn't it true you knew ever word and sang along with "Everybody's Workin' For The Weekend"? Isnt it also true you yelled Jenny's number(867-5309) every time Tommy sang it, and you even spilled beer on the guy in front of you? And didnt you and your Bro In law wonder what area code Jen lived in? Sorry man. I'm trying to be the first guy here to win some trophy points.
 
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Andrew Sak said:
Didnt they have you on the jumbotron dancing to Jessie's Girl? And isn't it true you knew ever word and sang alone with "Everybody's Workin' For The Weekend"? Isnt it also true you yelled Jenny's number(867-5309) every time Tommy sang it, and you even spilled beer on the guy in front of you? And didnt you and your Bro In law wonder what area code Jen lived in? Sorry man. I'm trying to be the first guy here to win some trophy points.
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Close. All of that happened but it wasn’t me.
The guy in front of us was dancing to Workin’ For The Weekend. I believe he spilled his beer at one point later on.
He was in a full-on Chris Farley mode and was doing his best to embarrass his girl - who was capturing his antics with her phone.
He was the highlight of the night.
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dodgechargerfan said:
Close. All of that happened but it wasn’t me.
The guy in front of us was dancing to Workin’ For The Weekend. I believe he spilled his beer at one point later on.
He was in a full-on Chris Farley mode and was doing his best to embarrass his girl - who was capturing his antics with her phone.
He was the highlight of the night.
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dodgechargerfan said:
Close. All of that happened but it wasn’t me.
The guy in front of us was dancing to Workin’ For The Weekend. I believe he spilled his beer at one point later on.
He was in a full-on Chris Farley mode and was doing his best to embarrass his girl - who was capturing his antics with her phone.
He was the highlight of the night.
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That guy is having fun. Classic! I feel like I was there now
 
baimun said:
My rule of thumb for shorts:

Shorts are Okay for:
Angus Young
Drummers
Jimmy Buffett
Skate Punk (usually long shorts with high tops)
and if it's 100 degrees outside... and you're not the front man.

If you are the front man:
No.
Nope.
Don't even think about it.
No, not right after the show... wait til you are home.
If you're hot, wear assless chaps like DLR or Prince.

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Worked for Henry Rollins
 
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