"I'm gonna put the flesh shaft into your ham flower."

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Coralkong1

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So yeah.......I wanted to get my wife something special and told her I had a surprise for her.

She asked what it was.

I pretty much said THAT, which was apparently NOT the right thing to say.

So I ask you, good forumites.......how would YOU have put it?
 
USian Pie said:
I don’t know. I just want to thank you for not adding another stupid fucking parody thread.
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No worries. Pretty sure THAT one hasn't been done before.

While juvenile, ignorant and rather dumb, I figured I'd start at the lowest common denominator and work my way up.

I could mention "balloon knot" and a few more things that you may think I might have said which may or may not be true or untrue, but what's the point, really?

So, how do you guys grease the stink-pickle back-door mine-shaft and get it done? (Just trying to dumb it down to the lowest common denominator, which appears to be around an IQ of 65 on here anymore....)
 
frunobulax said:
So you came back on just to sling shit?

How grown up of you.
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Are you offended because it's just another dumb thread?

Or are you offended because I dumbed it down to maturity level of a 14 year old?

I thought this was the forum for that sort of thing, seeing as the page is full of dumb threads. Again.
 
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